Your YouTube taste, roasted by a TV that's seen too much
Crispy reads your likes and subscriptions, then says what your friends are too polite to.
Read-only. Nothing is saved.
Show me your likes. I already hate them.
Example roasts
Crispy
now
You've liked 214 productivity videos and finished none of them.
Crispy
2m ago
Nine cooking channels. Dinner is still cereal.
Crispy
3:12am
Watching a man review gas station sandwiches isn't a personality.
Three steps. Zero dignity.
Takes about twenty seconds. Recovering takes longer.
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Roastube wants to
View your YouTube account
Read-only accessCan't post or deleteStep 1: Sign in with Google. Read-only, so Crispy can look but never touch.
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Step 2: Crispy goes through your likes, subscriptions and playlists. Slowly.
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Step 3: You get roasted. Then you share it and pretend it doesn't hurt.
One page. Every bad habit.
Your roast fits on a single screen, so it fits in a single screenshot. These are examples.
“Your algorithm isn't broken. It's just tired of you.”
The roast, up top
57
/100 · Golden
Brainrot score, in toast
- Recipes you'll never cook31 liked. The pan is spotless.
- Three channels, on repeat38% of your likes.
Red flags, with receipts
The 2am Documentary Tourist
Curious about everything, committed to nothing.
Your TV name
“Cook one of the 31 recipes. Any of them. The pan misses you.”
Crispy's advice
Share anywhere. The image re-lays itself for each app.
- ToastyExtra crispy
Extra crispy is not for the sensitive.
Two heat levels
Brutal roasts. Gentle with your data.
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The AI gets stats and video titles. Never your name, email or channel ID.
Nothing stored
No database. Your roast lives in your browser and nowhere else.
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